Lights please!

Today I'm trying out for a play at my local community theatre. I found this hilarious monologue which sells itself, so it's all on me to memorize it. I usually have a photographic memory allowing me to recall minut details of events that occured 10 years ago, but for the life of me, the middle section of the monologue is a struggle to remember. I only have 2 and a half hours before it's my turn on stage, so I'll keep this short and sweet. Wish me luck!